I will get to the story abit later in this blog. IOts a true story about something that happened to me a few months back.

Its been a long time since i blogged. Mainly because i aint had the fucking time. With summer here i have been fucking busy at work. Pretty much working every day. Good for the old bank account but fuck i was getting fucked towards Christmas. Horny too which was making me snap at every cunt. I was near the point i would have fucked a snake with an infected arse. Thankfully like alot of people im on Holiday now.
Yep spent the first couple of days sleeping and doing five eights of fuck all.

I decided to go on a dating site and find a root. I have done it before. With some success. Yep there is alot of women in this country who just wont a root with no strings attached. But that did not work out well this time so i gave up. I could have tried harder but did not wont to have to try. Just wonted a fuck. It was the weekend and the working girl i have seen a few time before does not work on the weekends. I was so fucking horny i could not wait until Monday to get laid. So i ended up on NZ Girls. Found a Working Girl i liked the look of and gave her a bell and set up a play date. A blonde with some very nice C cup boobies and nice nipples. A fun time was had and i left there a few hours later a very happy man. I had a spring in my step and a smile on my face. She was a cool chick. Easy to talk to and i really enjoyed her company.
But a few days later i was walking around with a boner again so i found another hot blonde with some very nice B cup breasts. Fuck she gave good head. had a very tight pussy too. I must admitt i really enjoyed fucking her. I always thought i was average when it came to the size of me pecker. I have been told by women im very well hung. Never actually thought much about it. Never actually believed any of the women. But this W/g said i was and i believe her as she sees alot of peckers in her line of work. Not that it means much as im a person not just a large penis with a body attached.
Now that all my pent up sexual frustration has gone i can enjoy my holiday. I must admitt im back on the dating site looking for a fuck buddy. Found a nice blonde who seems interested so its all good. I shall be up to my nuts in guts again real soon. Hey gotta make the most of it as once i go back to work again its back to long hours and working every fucking day for the next 4 odd months.

Now to the story.
A few months ago i met this woman on this dating site. Its more of find a fuck site. but anyway.She was an older women. In her 50s actually so alot older than me. We chatted for a few days then one night we were chatting and about 2am we decided to hook up. So i had jumpd in the car and off i went. Got to her place. She had said earlier that one of her kids had arrived home and was asleep inside. So we had decided that because she lived in a very small flat to fuck in the back of my car.
So off we went. Found a car park that was darkish. Jumped in the back and started to rip each others clothes off. She had fucking big arse tits which i enjoyed playing with. She gave me a blowjob before i decide to go down on her.
So off i went. She was moaning and wriggling like a dog in heat. Getting wetter and wetter by the minute. She could have told me she was a squrter. Because having your mouth open and your head down there when she came was not the place to be at that moment in time. Fuck me i almost drowned. Fuck when she came she fucking came. Its was like a volcano erupting.It went every fucking where. But being in the moment that was not on my mind. Nor did i notice at the time. So like a good little soldier i went back down on her after making her cum another 2 times i decided it was time to start fucking her. Mainly because by this stage she was begging me to fuck her. She came another two times before i did. I came on her very large tits which she seemed to like. It was her idea. Then i came down from the sexual high i was on and reallised what we had just done in the back of my very nice HSV. We got dressed and As we got out to get back in the front seats noticed a man standing there. Yep the dirty old fucker had been watching us. Not that i gave a fuck.I dropped her off at her house and shot the gap. I got home and parked in the shed. Only when i got out and went into the back seat to get the rest of my clothes did i notice the mess.
Her cum and mine was all over the back seat, the door panels and glass. Not to mention the roof lining and the carpet.
At that moment in time i almost cried. But i didnt. I didnt know what to do. Do i let it dry and sell the fucking car that day or try to clean up the mess.
So i grabbed a bucket and filled it with hot water. Got some cleaning cloths, towels and cleaning stuff. I then spent the next hour cleaning my car. The sun was up and repco was open so i went their to get some proper car interior cleaner. Only when i came out of repco and got into my car did i notice the smell. Fuck me the smell almost made me puke. So i went back into repco to get deodoriser etc.
Another hour of scrubbing the inside of the car did it look clean. It smelt good again too. I left the windows down and went to have a shower then go to bed thinking if it still stinks of her pussy juices when its dry im selling it. Thankfully when i got up a few hours later everything had dried and the car did smell ok. Afet smelling the seats, carpet etc to see if i could smell her pussy juices and thankfully i did not. I decided that everything was right in the world again.

That was the first and last time i will ever fuck in the back seat of my car. In heinsight i should have taken a towel with me to put on the seat. But then again with all the juices that came out of her i would have needed more than one. Knowing when i left home that we were going to do the deed in the car. But you know how it is. The only thing on your mind at the time is getting to the pussy and getting to fuck it.

Sometimes when you have a root your just ok. The girl enjoys it like you do but its nothing to write home to mum about. But sometimes your in the moment and your on fire. The gods are smiling down on you and you fuck like a man posessed. Everything you do to the woman is perfect. I must admitt i have never made a chick cum 5 times before. 3 times was my best.
So that night was like a two headed sword. It was the the best and worst night.
Fantastic sex but my poor fucking car. The women told me after that it was the best fuck she had ever had. Im happy that she enjoyed it.

My advise is dont fuck a chick in your car if she is a squrter. Take a blanket and fuck her on the grass. Its easier to throw a blanket in the washing machine that spend hours cleaning the car.
Or if she has a car fuck her in that.

If you do fuck a squrter in your car dont let the juices soak in or dry. Clean the seats etc while everything is still wet. Once everything is dry it will be harder to get the pussy juices out of the seats, carpet etc.

That will be one fuck i will never forget as long as i live.

Ive come to the conclusion that our government and the whole political system is fucked up and one big scam. MMP does not work.
First up who the fuck is actually running New Zealand? National or the Maori party. It seems to me that John Key is not in control of his party or this country. The Maori party got a few seats in the last election but they seem to have a lot of power in this country.
The problem with the maori party is they are only interested in the maori people of New Zealand. If they ever got any real power then im sorry to say but unless your Maori your fucked. All white people would either be turned into slaves or kicked out of New Zealand. Everything a white person owns and has worked hard for would be taken and given to a Maori person. Im sick of how racist the Maori patry are and how they get away with it. They call the white people here racists but its them who are. Most white peole dont give a fuck about the colour of a persons skin.
The Green party is no better. They held Labour to ransom when they were in power. If the Greens got into Government we would all be living in grass huts with no electricity or running water. They would take New Zealand back to the fucking dark ages.

We are in a recession or so the Government keeps telling us.
I do wonder if we are by the way they are wasting money.
What the fuck is with all the travel they do. Or should i say taking their partners on holidays with the taxpayers money. Shit we are even paying for them to live in their own homes. What the fucks with that.
One politition owns a 2 bedroom apartment that he rents out while we pay for him and his family to live in a 3 bedroom apartment. He should be told to sell his 2 bedroom place and buy a bigger place and pay his own fucking mortgage. Bill fucking English has put his house into a family trust so he can claim money for living in it. What a fucking scam. Another gets his rent paid for him while he rents the house he owns to the government and uses it for his office.
They all seem to be able to find money in the budget to travel. Havent they heard of the telephone. Its cheaper than traveling . They all seem to be ripping the system off and that aint right. They are a bunch of crooks who should be put in jail.
Im sick and tired of hearing each week how another polition has been on holiday on the taxpayers money. Look at Rodney Hyde. He was dead against this sort of shit and campained against it and it turns out he aint no better than all the others. Only when they get court do they pay the money back. Or so they say they do.
Next you hear how they are going to give 10s of millions of dollars to Tonga each year. But we cant afford the super fund anymore. Stop giving Tonga money and then we could afford it. Its basic shit if you ask me.
They meet a the beehive so many times a week. But all they fucking do is argue over crap.
Haven they heard of a conference call with webcams. its got to be cheaper than flying all these cunts to Wellington etc.
They should only meet when they are going to act like adults and have something constructive to say or do concerning New Zealand.
The same goes with all the back benchers who do nothing but sleep and get paid very well to do this.
The list goes on and on.
We need a change in this country. We need fresh faces, a fresh party who has good ideas and is not going to rob us blind.

Im a truck driver but i reckon i could do a better job than the fuckers in power at the moment.

For starters no more back benchers. Get rid of those lazy arse fuckers. Only the people who actually got seats by winning an electrit sit in parliment. The rest can fuck off and get a job.
No more MMP.
No more paying polititions to live in their own homes.
The government would buy a Hotel and when the Government was having a meeting then the polititions who traveled to Wellington for it would stay there. Other people stayig at the Hotel would bring in revenue for it helping to offset the rooms the polititions use for free. If you live in Wellington then thats tuff shit. Pay your own rent or mortgage.
No more travel and us paying for partners to go with the polititions. If they wont to take their wife etc then they pay. Also no traveling on bullshit excuses. Use a fucking webcam and chat to others that way. Travel is only used when needed.
Parliment only sits once a week.
No more giving million of dollars to Tonga and other islands. How does giving handouts help them. It doesnt. Its just makes them lazy as why do anything to help their own country when they get money for doing nothing.
Immigration is another place we need to look at. We seem to let fuckwits live here while good intelligent people cant get in. Im sick of hearing foriegners who live here slag kiwi people off and tell us how great their country is. If it was that great why did they leave it to come here to live. No more letting people in who only come here to do nothing except go on a benefit. If they break the law then send them back to their country and black list them forever. No more letting one person in and they get to bring the whole extended family as well. They should also be able to speak English. The whole immigration system needs to be scraped and then start again.
Yes we do get some really good people moving here too. Keep them and ditch the loosers and the arseholes. If you come here to live then you adopt our way of life. Drive around Auckland and half the time i cant read the fucking signs as they are in some asian language. Fuck off that is bullshit. Its New Zealand and we speak and write in English. Adapt or fuck off. The Asians are another of the people who bring the whole extend family with them here. Thats got to stop. Half of them dont even speak English but drive cars with a New Zealand licence. Yep some fucker is taking a back hander and handing licences out. I saw on a dating site a profile the other day. An asian girl who had lived here for 8 years was saying how she was a Kiwi and not asian. That she was sick of being called asian. Sorry love but you are an asian and you will always be one. Just because you moved here a few years back dont make you a fucking kiwi. As long as her arse points to the gound she will never be a true kiwi. She is a wonabe. While we are in a recession we should not be taking on any new comers here. Once the visas of the ones who are here have run out then they fuck off. Not get residency. I know two guys who have just got residency. They have lied about the jobs they do to get it. Part of getting it should be the case worker going to their place of imployment and seeing what they do. Not taking their word for it. We need to make it harder to get visas here and the same goes with residency. Why the hell do we have kiwis who cant get work and forigeners taking up jobs here. Getting rid of the overstayers would free up jobs for the kiwis who are out of work. It may sound harsh but for every kiwi who gets a job is one less that is on the dole. Which in turn is less money the Government has to borrow each week. Its pretty basic shit. If opur Government stopped ripping the system off and pulled their heads out of their arses for 5 minutes they would see this.

No more treaty handouts. The past is the past and its time to move on. We would save a shitload of money if we stopped this practice.
This country does not belong to the Maori people anymore and hasnt done so for a fucking long time.
It belong to Every New Zealander.
The Maori people chose to trade land to the white man for blankets, alcohol and guns. They had nothing else to trade so they traded what they had. Lets face it the tribes were at war and they traded for guns to help win the war. The Maori people are not hard done by. Look at the africans, African Americans, Aborigones, the Indians etc. They were fucked over and hard done by.
I also dont see the maori people giving back the blankets, guns etc when they get the land back. They wont land back so its only natural they give back what was traded for it. If they cant then its tuff shit.
No more treaty settlements would mean the government would save a shit load of money.
I dont like how the Maori party hate white people and keep saying how we have been raping their land etc. If they hate the white man and his way of life so much how come they still wear white mans clothes, live in a white mans house, eat white mans boose, drive a white mans car etc.
I would think if they hated us that much then they would go live back on a pa and live the Maori way of life without any of ther white mans things.
Yeah right like that would ever happen.
Maybe we should give the Maori one of the islands back. But take everything the white man bought with him off it. Buildings, roads, cars, shops etc. Give them a bare island back as it was before we came here. They go on it with their grass skirts etc. As they were before the white man came here. They take nothing with them that the white man bought here. Then see how many of the maori actually wont to go live on the island. Not many if any.
Then watch as they have a power struggle within the tribes and end up as they were before we came here. At war. Lets not forget eating each other too.
They would end up killing each other. When they had we could move back in.
If the white man had not of come here when they did then the maori people would have been pretty much wiped out. They were at war, eating each other and full of diseases. Lets face it if the Americans had of come here first then they would have become slaves or been killed off. Instead we came here, educated them and treated them as equals. Hard done by my white fucking arse. They dont know what hard done by is or truely means.
No im not racist. I think people should be judged by their character as a person not buy the colour of their skin. Im just sick and tired of this us and them bullshit. We are all Kiwis.

The whole government system needs an overhaul. Lets face it the government dont listen to the eople who voted them in. The smacking law is the latest thing that shows that what we say dont mean shit. We voted to ditch it and d have been told by John Key that he dont care what we wont. Sue Bradford should be shot. The best thing that ugly bitch did was quit politics. She has no kids so how the fuck does she know whats best for parents and children. Who the hell would wont to fuck that and have a kid with it anyway. Its quite amazing how once it came out we hated her anti smacking law she quit soon after. But like all the fuckers that retire like her we still pay there way. They retire with a pention. Thats another law that sux. This do one term and then retire on a full pention is a fucking scam.
The politions are the biggest crooks in this country as far as im concerned.
The same goes for the so called fart tax. The industries that cause the carbon wont get taxed fuck all while the average joe will. Thats just fucked up. One again the rich get richer and away with shit while the poor get bent over and fucked up the arse.
Even our justice system is fucked up. We are heading towards becoming a police state. Now thats a bad idea. The cops can come into your home without a warrent and go through your personal shit. Even if it has nothing to do with why they are there in the first place. We all know that at times the police are breaking the law and getting away with it. Just think of the shit they can do if we become a police state. Look at the cop who is on trial for making Hookers fuck him for free. Like we really believe the Hookers did it for free because they wonted to. Hookers charge for sex so why would they give the cop a freebe unless they had to. The same goes for the cops who beat people while in the cells. The Police are the biggest gang in New Zealand. Yes we have some good police here but we also have some real arseholes too.

The best thing that could happen is while all the politions are in the beehive it blows up killing them all.

If the politions stopped wasting money them we would not need to borrow so much. For every dollar they dont waste is a dollar we dont have to borrow.
If they were really concerned for the wellfare of this country they would be finding ways of saving money.
I think as long as they are living the good life then they dont reall give a sit about us or this country.
The things i have said in this post only scratches the surface of the things that are wrong with this country.

Everyone i have spoken to agrees that we need a new party in power who is going to do some good in this country.
I reckon i could do a better job as Prime minister of New Zealand. Maybe i should run for Government.If i was in power i would be trying to do the best for this country so we can keep it good. Saving money so we dont have so much debit. Listening to the people of New Zealand. People here have some great ideas and these are worth listening to. Basicly using common sense. I think we need someone in power how is honest and has integrity. If i was in power and was asked a question i didnt know the answer to i would say so. Not use big words and talk in circles.Just say plain old no i dont have an answer to that question. I will however go away and do my best to find the answer and get back to you with it.
I think if your honest and sincere with people they will respect you.

Ive decide we need a revolution in New Zealand.
Maybe i should start it.

Firstly i would like to say thank you to Jenny. She posted a great comment about one of my blogs and it sparked the idea for this blog.Ther is just as much bad press about mail rder brides as working ladies out there.

Russian and Ukrainian Mail Order brides!!!
When you here this phrase most people think the worst. They think that you pick a girl and she arrives to you like you would order something off trade me. You also hear the comment does she come with a free set of steak knives.Or they are only after your money.
Well this is all a crock of shit and anyone who thinks this has no idea what the fuck they are talking about.
I thought the same once but i was a tool who new nothing.
Once again never judge a book by it cover. Read the fucking story.
The term mail order bride is bullshit name that should not be used. They are not women you can buy like a set of knives.

About 5 years ago i read a book written by a Russian lady named Elena. It was her story about how she could not find a man in Russia and joined a dating site and met a man from South Africa and married him.
In her book she answered the question as why Russian and Ukrainian women look for a man outside of their country.
There is more women than men and this stems from the cold war and men being sent to the Russian front. For every 88 men there is 100 women. So when you look at the population there is millions of women more than there is men. Yes it is getting better as time goes by. Also alot of Russian and Ukrainan men are drunks who treat women very badly. Also men sleep around as they can. The average Russian man beds 74 different women a year. I must also say not all Russian/Ukrainain men are like this. There are good men their also but still there is a shortage of men. A man reading this could think fuck this is cool im moving to Russia or the Ukraine. My answer to them is fuck off and dont be an arsehole.
In Russia and the Ukraine success for a women is not having a high paying job but having a loving husband and good father for their children. If a women does not marry or have children she is consider herself a failture even if she is in a hight powered hih paying job. She also said that there is alot of bullshit sites out there that are basicly a cover to rob men of there money. Elena named the bad sites and the good ones.

I was intrigued so i joined a site one night called Anastasia date.com. One of the recommended sites. Fulled all the stuff out. I was sincere and wrote about myself and what i was looking for in a lady. Added a couple of pics of me. Thought at the least i might get one or two ladies who wonted to write to me. I thought hey i might make some new friends but never thought i would find love etc.

Carried on with life until a few days later i got an email saying i had mail on this site. Fuck me i had over 400 emails from ladies wonting to get to know me. As the days went by so did the amount of emails i had. Two weeks after joining this site i had over 1000 emails.
I decided one night i go through them. No not read every one as reading letters and sending letters does cost money. The charge for doing this is small but it helps pay for the interpretors wages etc. It is a business and without money being paid it would not exist. Interpretors translate the lettrs sent to you from Russian to English and your letters sent from English to Russian. I flicked through the pictures of the ladies who had emailed me. I found a few who i thought were nice so i opened and read their letters and started writing to them. A year later i was writing to just one girl from Russia as we had hit it off. We spoke on the phone also. So i decided to go and see her. I went at the end of July as thats when its summer over there.
I thought at the least i will get to see Russia and at least i know someone there. She spoke fluent English as she had travelled in the past.
What i found when i got there was she was better looking than her photos. She was at university but also did modeling. That right i was dating a model. She was slim but not skin and bone slim. She was who she said she was. We spent 5 weeks together travelling around Russia. In that time i can count on one hand the amount of ugly girls i saw. Russian Girls are fucking hot. If you had 50 Russian/Ukrainian girls in a room and 50 kiwi girls too and add 50 men i can tell you now that not one kiwi girl would get noticed. Im not saying kiwi girls are ugly. But Russian/Ukrainaian girls are known for being very beautifull.
Anyway she would have to be one of the most intelligent women i have ever met. I met her parents on a number of occasions and also her friends.
Russia is a beautifull country and nothing like it is depicted on Tv. I have travelled abit over the years and even lived in the states. If i was going to live in another country i would go back to Russia in a heart beat. I would advise everyone to visit Russian and the Ukraine. The people their are so friendly and polite. I didnt speak a word of Russian but total strangers were more than happy to help me out.
After spending 5 weeks there i can see why men are on the sites like Anastasia date.
Russian and Ukrainian women love ther countries and are proud of their country and culture so dont think for a second that they are looking to be saved. They have a great life and the dont wont to leave their family and friends but do so because they fall in love with a man and move to his country.
They have very high morals, great family values, intelligent, funny, mature and the list goes on and on.
If she dont love you she wont come to your country to be with you.
One of the girls had two guys fall in love with her. The first was a very rich surgeon and the other was a builder who was not rich but an average joe. The lady had fallen in love with the builder and yes she married him. She did not give a shit about how much money the guy had. Russian/Ukrainian gilrs join these site to find love not a fat wallet. Yes there are money hungry girls in Russia/Ukraine but these type of girls exist in every country.
The girls who join the proper dating sites have to go in for an interview and have pictures taken etc. Yes they have to prove they are real and that they are sincere about finding love otherwise they will get told to fuck off.

Also alot of these scams where girls from russia/Ukraine email you and two weeks later are in love with you and wont you to send them money so they can visit you. But never arrive after they get your money.
Most are not even Russian/Ukrainian girls or even female for that matter. They are actually men who have visited Russia and bullshited the girl so they can take photos of them that they use in their scams.
On the good dating sites girls are not allowed to ask for money. If an interpretor who translates the letters sees this then the girl in question will be kicked off the site and blacklisted. Yes most of the good sites are interlinked.

Now i should also say that Russian/Ukrainian women like guys who are older than them. Thats right girls 18,19,20,21,22 etc wont to date men who are in there late 20s 30s and 40s. They have no interest in immature boys their own age. They wont to meet a nice man who is older and mature because they are ready to find love get married and have children. Older men wont the same also.

Me and the girl i went to see did not find love with each other but we remain very good friends. The guy she ends up with better treat her right otherwise he is going to meet me and my baseball bat.
I did end up dating a few kiwi girls after my trip as i joined a kiwi dating site. I was talked into it. If you have ever been on one of these dating sites you will know that they are not that good.
But i have come to the conclusion that kiwi girls say they wont to meet a nice guy but wouldnt know a nice guy if they feel over one.
I have given up on kiwi girls. You could not pay me to date one.

They make fucking good mates but dating one is not for me. Yes i know not all kiwi girls are fucked in the head. Yes i have some good kiwi girl mates who are awesome. All the good ones always seem to be in relationships and i seem to meet all the crazy fucked in the head ones. Yes i have even been stalked by one. Fucking crazy bitch should be in a nut hospital.

Now you could not pay me to date a 18 year old kiwi girl as they are immature and most older men would agree with me. Nothing against 18 year old girls but they would not wont to date an older guy anyway. Age difference, interests etc are totally different.
But 18 year old Russian/ Ukrainian girls have the maturity of a women in there late 20s. The same can be said for the 19,20,21,22 etc year olds. Its the culture they are brought up in. Yes there is also older women on these sites as well.

I recently met a girl on the Russian dating site. We have been chatting online and writing to each other. At first i was helping her with her English as she is learning to speak English. Im not just a truck driver but i am a qualified Teacher. Qualified to teach people to speak, read and write in English.
This girl is 18 years old and to be honest i keep having to remind myself of her age as by talking to her she seems 25. She is so mature it blows me away.
She wonts to date me.
We get on so well, have the same interests and wont the same things in life that im actually thinking about dating her. Or should i say going to visit her so we can see each other and spent time together.
At first i was put off by her age but then i thought what the hell has age got to do with anything. Its a fucking number. If two people like each other then they should go for it. Thats what i tell others anyway.
So for once in my life i think i am going to take my own advise because who knows she may be the great love of my life. Not to mention she is absolutely fucking drop dead gorgeous.
If people think badly of me then so be it. Ive never given a fuck what people think of me anyway. She likes me and i like her and we get on like a house on fire so what the fuck have i got to loose.

If your a nice guy who wonts to find love, get married and have children even if your abit overweight, shy, not that great looking and kiwi girls dont look at you twice and say no to you because of your looks without getting to know you as a person then date a Russian/Ukraiain lady. They are more interested in how you are as a person than your looks. They would rather a nice guy who will treat them well than a great looking arsehole who will treat them like shit. The exact mistake kiwi girls make. Russian/Ukrainian women are more interested in whats on the inside than your looks.
If your a nice guy who will treat a lady well and are sick of being rejected and being alone then dont be do something about it. Join a good Russian dating site like Anastasia date.com. You will find a nice sincere lady who wonts to find love and not be alone anymore just like you.
Yes there will be cultural differences but if you find love then there is no mountain that cant be climbed. No problem that cant be solved with communication.
Remember guys be honest and sincere with them and just be yourself. They like nice guys. Thats right nice guys dont always have to finish last.
Remember also treat her well and not like a slave like some men do. The woman you are with should be treated like the lady she is not like a maid. If you do she will leave and who can blame her. Also men who abuse and beat women are nothing but pieces of trash. A real man does not hit a female but is man enough to walk away. If you feel like hitting something buy a fucking punching bag arsehole.

I hope people now will think differently about Russian/ Ukrainian ladies who look for love on internet sites and stop calling them mail order brides as they are not. Its not just them nowadays who date on the internet. Its the way alot of people all over the world date nowadays.

Did you know that there is more women than men in New Zealand and we are slowly heading in the same direction as Russia is with there being way to many women to men. So before the ladies who read this blog and think Russian women are still mail order brides. Well one day the world might say the same about you. When you cant find a man here and have to look elsewhere.
Lets face it chicks with accents are just way more hotter.
I hope the next time you see a guy with a lady from another country you will not make assumptions. The chances are they are in love and very happy together.
I think of you can find love in this fucked up crazy world we live in then good for you.

Firstly Holden 1st 2nd 3rd &4th at Bathurst. Go the mighty Holden.

I have been thinking about some of the other important shit that has to be addressed. The legal ages for sex, marriage,car licences, to leave school and alcohol.
The legal age for rooting!!! Having done some research into different countries and the legal age shows that not all countries are the same. So i put my thinking cap on and have thought long and hard about this.
In the distant past girls got married at 13 years old. They were considered a women once they had been through puberty. They were married off to older guys. Parents back then wonted their daughters married to older successfull men who would treat them well and to be able to provide for them. It is still the same in some countries today. Go to Russia, the Ukraine etc and 18 years old girls dont wont boys their own age but prefer to be with much older men. They wont men who are mature and are ready for marrage and starting a family. In their culture they are brought up with good family values and success is not just about having a great job but having a family. In America the legal age is 18. New Zealand is 16. Some countries still marry girls off at 13 years old. Depending on the culture you are brought up in depends on how you think about sex and how old you should be to have sex.
Lets face it puting a legal age on this dont mean shit as teengae boys and girls do it anyway. If every teenage boy and girl who had underage sex was put in prison then most teenagers would be in jail.
Puberty tells us when our bodies are ready for sex. Some people say that teenagers are not mature enough to have sex. What a crock of shit. Teenagers are more mature about sex than alot of adults. Most parents have no idea what their children get up to. I remember what i used to get up to. Laws dont mean shit to teenagers. So i have decided that the legal age for sex in my country will be 14 years old. Rather than bury my head in the sand and say 14 years olds dont have sex when i know they do. Its better to deal with it. Have sex education in schools, have protection available to them. In the form of condoms and the pill for girls. If they are going to do it make the shit available so they are having protected sex. If more parents would pull their own heads out of the sand and put their daughter on the pill there would be less underage girls getting pregnant. Same with the guys. Make condoms avaliable to them.
But with everything there is strings attached. Part of sex aducation will be parenting. They will do these classes just before they hit the legal age for sex. They will have to pair off and look after one of those dolls that cry, need feeding etc. They are used in alot of schools in some countries already. They dont just look after them for a day. Oh no they will be parents for two months. Spending one week living together at the girls house and one week at the boys parents house. Then the last six weeks living together in specially made houses at the school. Just the two of them and their baby. They will have little outside help. They will have to run a household and look after their baby and still attend classes. They will learn that safe sex is the only sex they should have. This is a conclusion they will come to on their own. Better to let them learn this themselves than just tell them as they are teenagers and teenagers dont give a fuck what adults say. It will also give them an insight to what it will be like when they have kids later in life.
The legal age to get married will be 18. Drinking will be 18 also. A person can leave school at 16 as long as they can prove they have a job otherwise the legal age is 18. Not everyone likes school and some like myself left as soon as they could. I found getting a wage at the end of the week was better than a test. But others like school. So its imporatnt to cater for everyone.
The legal age to get a licence will be 15. Just like it used to be. But you dont just get a licence and go buy a car.
At 14 you will start learning to drive on test tracks. You will learn to handle a car in wet, icy, snowy conditions. None of this learn to drive in the city driving from light to light only getting up to 50kms. That aint learning to drive as far as im concerned.
They will be in cars with roll cages so they cant get hurt. They will have one year of driver training. Learning how to handle a car at high speeds in all conditions. If they crash the car they have to fix it. As they get better at driving they will start to take part in rally sprints and saloon and stock car racing. Hopefully teaching them that its better to race on a race track than on the road. By getting them interested and taking part in motor sport it might keep them doing it once they have a licence.
When they first start the class they get to choose a car they would like to have once they have a licence from a list of cars. They will be given the shell of that car and part of driver training is rebuilding the car. They put it together, rebuild the engine, paint it the colour they wont etc. Not every student will be good at every part of rebuilding their car so they will have mechanics, painters etc to help them. They will also be encouraged to help each other as well. By having to spend time building their first car they will hopefully appreciate it and look after it more than if their parents just buy them one. Also having mechanical knowledge so if it breaks down they can fix it. There is far to many boys and girls who have licences and cars who dont even know how to change a tyre or check the oil and water in their cars. This is something that should be part of getting a licence.
Part of teaching teenagers is helping them to become adults. Dont treat them like little kids, talk down to them etc. Let them think for themselves. You guide then not dictate to them. The outcome will be better.

Another thought. Because every other country will be jealous and wont to invade my country i will need protection. Instead of calling my armed forces the army, navy etc. I will call them hitmen and henchmen. We may or may not have a nucleur bomb. As long as everyone thinks we do then it will be sweet as.
I think there would be heaps of other shit that would have to be done when starting my own country but lets face it rome was not built in a day. As long as the basic infrastruce is in place then you would build around that. I do believe that looking back into history is the best way to do anything as you can see what worked and what did not. You can learn from past mistakes so not to make them yourself.
Finding land would be hard so that would involve invading another country. Im thinking the North Island of New Zealand would make a good country. Now its just a matter of getting everyone to leave. Maybe i need to start a civil war here. This would reduce the number of people quickly. When the war is over and only a few remain i could arrive with my henchmen and hitmen and take out the survivors then take over. But in saying that a blank canvus would be better. Bare land that you can start from cratch with would be better than trying to restructure a going concern.
Oh well its all food for thought.

Hello and welcome to part 2 of starting my own fucking kick arse country.
In part 1 i covered the basic laws of the country, tax and punishment for breaking the laws.

Thanks to my love of history i will be using the good shit from now and from parts of history in the country. There a certain things that i have liked in different eras etc. So i will use the stuff i like. Not everything about nowadays is good and not everything in history was good. So i will use only the good shit.

Today im gona talk about some of the other cool shit my country will have.

First up is the police. Now police is a word i dont like. Its a crap word. Who ever thought of it should be shot.
After much thought i have decided on a better name and its one from history. My law inforcement officers will be called KNIGHTS. Its a kickarse name. Its a fucking cool name if you ask me.
So i will have Knights. Of course they will need a kick arse trusty steed to ride around on. I dont like horses so they are out. Holden dont make bikes so thats out.
I will get the guys from occ choppers (American choppers the programme if you didnt know)To make me some choppers for my Knights to ride. They will have a cool uniform not like they gay ones the cops over here have to wear.
They will not be above the law like the cops here seem to think they are. If they break the laws then it gladiator time. They will be molded around the cops and Knights of old. They are there to uphold the law and also help the people of the country with any problems or advise they may need. They will be respected by all and liked by all.

I have also come up with the national flag.
It will be red with a hand on it giving the finger. With the words fuck you underneath it.
The national anthem wont be some crap song like most countries have. It will be a song by Rage against the Machine called killing in the name of.
We will mainly sing the chorus bit where it says: Fuck you i wont do what you tell me.
The song will be shortened etc. and centered around the chorus of the original song.

Yes we will have our national Rugby team. The All Blacks have their Haka and we will have our thing.
The boys will come out dressed as grim reapers Faces painted, sickles in hand.
When our national anthem started to play they will sing along as they advance on the other team and pretend to cut their fucking heads off. Once the song has finished and they have scared the shit out of the other team and hopefully made them piss their pants they will take their robes off, drop their sickles and be in their rugby shorts etc. Ready to kick some arse. The coach of the team will be dressed as Doctor death just to go with the theme and to scare the other coach.

Now back to the important shit.

Houses, factories etc.
There will be no national power grid that power companies use to rip every cunt off in my country. Every building will have solar power. Solar panels that take in the light during the day and store it and turn it into electricity. The only other form of power supply that can be used is a windwill. The sun comes up very fucking day of the week so it makes sence to use it to power our homes etc.

We will have town supply water but every home will have a 5000 litre tank connected to the spouting that gets fulled from the rain water. This can be used for the toilets, washing machines, washing cars, water gardens etc. It rains so why not use some of that water that otherwise gets wasted. This will also be a saving for each household etc as the water bills will be less. Which equates to more money in the pocket. Factories will have a tank as well but a much bigger one depending on the size of the business.

There will be no plastic bottles or grocery bags allowed.
Years ago every milk bottle and drink bottle was glass. The bottles were washed and reused. It worked and was far better for the enviroment. Less rubbish also.
This was until some dickhead decided plastic was better. That cock knock needs a bullet. History tells us this was a dumb arse idea.
So in my country all drinks, milk etc will be in glass. That can be reused. Remember in the glass days me had milkmen that deliverd the milk to our doors and took away our emptys to be washed and reused. My country will have milk man. All other glass bottles will go out once aweek to be taken and reused. Alot like is done in this country.

When you buy food from the store you have to bring your own proper grocery bag, boxes etc to pack your food into as their will be no plastic bags. The same when you go shopping you wont get given a plastic bag with your clothes, tools etc in like this country does. It will be in a paper bag with a handle.
I remember when rubbish bags that you fulled up and put on the sidewalk once a week were paper. They worked so paper rubbish sacks is what my country will have.

We will also have a rail system that works. With rail lines that go to every major and minor place in the country. Its how freight was moved years ago in this country. It worked except for the thiveing workers like my dad who stole lots of shit as there was only paper consignment notes and no computer system to keep track of everything.
We will have computers of course. We aint gona be no backward hick country. We are gona be Number 1 baby.
We will use technology to make the country great.
By having all the freight moved on an electric trains we not only have less polution and less traffic on the roads but we power the train with the sun. Its all free fuel. Of course it will cost to have your cargo moved by the train but at a cheap cost. Every town, suburb etc will have a rail siding that the freight for that town, suburb is dropped off at and unloaded into big goods sheds. Then using smaller trucks it will be deliverd to the shops, factories etc.
Also people traveling from place to place can ride passenger trains. Much like the undeground rail systems in America and other countries. Once again the trains are electric and powered by the sun. Less trafic on the roads and less polution. Going on trains will be very cheap so everybody uses it.

The whole idea is by making everything cheaper so people can have more money in their pockets to spend on themselves and their families. Giving the people of my country a nicer life style. Not struggling to survive from week to week. But being able to save money and go on holidays etc. Also to create jobs for the people of my country (which im yet to name). By using solar power to run trains etc is cheaper for the government(me). Less costs which means more profit which means more money to put back into the country. Its a fucking win win situation for everyone.

Lastly today i will talk about schooling.
My schools will cater for every child. Wether you wont to be a doctor, lawyer, farmer, panelbeater etc. There will be courses or places children can go to learn the skills they will need in their adult life. Children will not be forced to learn crap or sit in class rooms for hours on end not listening to some old teacher who only comes to work each day to collect his/her wage at the end of the week.
The teachers will inspire the children to wont to learn. Yes reading, writing and maths will be classes children have to take but made fun for them. If a child likes areoplanes dont make him/her read a book about birds as the kid aint gona read it. Give him/her a book about planes to read. Write a short paragraph or an oral essay on what he/she has learned. By doing this they will at some point learn about birds anyway as if they are going to fly planes or be apart of that industry. They will need to know about birds, migration of birds etc.Take them on a bush walk when learing about birds or trees etc. make it interesting, inspire them and make them wont to learn. Its not fucking rocket science people. Its pretty basic shit if you ask me. Or COMMON SENCE.
The same with maths. Give them equations that are in a context that they understand. IE: A kid who likes farming give them maths questions that relate to farming etc. If you inspire and make school fun and interesting then kids wont to go to school and wont to learn. You have to do this from a young age with the kids and carry it on right through their school years. When it comes to histroy dont just talk about it, show dvds etc. If the class is doing roman and egyptian history then the class actually goes on a trip to rome etc. To see this stuff in person.
Because im not trying to become a rich prick there will be money made avaliable to schools to do this sort of thing. I wont to have the best schools in the fucking world. Of course parents will have to go along wioth the teachers etc so time will be given off work for them to go. The government(me) will pay there wages while they are away. This also inspires parents to go and do things with their childen. Ok not every class trip will be an overseas one but the important things in histroy like seeing the pyrimds etc will be.

Thats about all i got to say today on starting my own country.
Yes there will be a part 3. So stay tuned.

I was watching the Tudors and Rome a view days back. It got me thinking that the way they lived back then was kind of cool.
Not the whole going to war thing but how simple the laws were.
You screwed up and you got your head chopped off. Non of this jail shit. Costing the tax payers. Why the hell should i pay for rapists, woman beaters, child molesters etc to stay in jail. Pay for their food, clothes etc. Cutting their heads off is so much quicker and cheaper.

So i have decided that i need to win lotto or rob a bank so i can buy an island to start my own country.

I havent thought of a name for it yet. But rest asure it will be one kick arse name.

It will be fulled with hot chicks. Especially ones with sexy accents. No fat ugly chicks allowed. Only ones who look hot in a bikini and in lingere. I went to Russia a few years back and fuck me there are some bloody hot chicks there so i will import lots of them. If you happen to be blonde and wear glasses then your in.
They most be intelligent, have a sence of humor, be straight up, not fake and not be full of shit. No wingy winey women allowed. no slappers who screw around or women who wont to play head games etc.
The same with the guys. Not the hot looking in a bikini etc as im not into guys. But i wont good looking guys for the girls. Nice guys who treat women with respect.
No women beater, rapists, kiddy fuckers etc allowed.
Thieves can fuck off too.
No religious freaks either. There will be no religion in my country as history shows us that the cause of most wars etc are because of religion.
Everyone will be equals. Non of this men are better than women shit or being judged by the colour of your skin. Its only fucking skin. Its the protective layer than covers the body.
Not ford falcon lovers either. You can just fuck right off. If we do let you in it will be to mock you and throw stones at you.
Holden all the way.
It will be the only type of vehicle used in my country.

Before anyone is allowed to live in my country they must pass a test and an interview with me to prove you are worthy and not full of shit.

I of course will live in a palace much the same design as the Romans did. But upgraded to this century inside with all the good shit.

I will also build a Coliseum so we can gladiators fight lions, tigers etc.
The gladiators will be the criminals who break the law and instead of swords they get rubber chickens. Dont wont the animals getting hurt.hahaha

The laws of the country will be simple and easy to remember.

You steal i chop one of your hands off with a meat cleaver. Yes it will be painfull as no drugs will be given to dull the pain. Then you become a gladiator. If you survive then your debit to socialty is paid.

You screw around on your partner i chop your cock and balls off with a meat cleaver then you become a gladiator. You survive you are free to go.
Women you screw around you get your tits chopped off and then become a gladitaor. You survive you are free.
Murderers get opened up and their intestines pulled out then strangled with them.

Rapists and kiddy fuckers you get your hands, feet, cock and balls cut off. You will be stoned then stretched and quartered.
Men who beat women get their hands chopped off and beaten with then. Then get stoned. Become a gladiator and if they survive they are free again but can never marry, date or have sex again ever.

You mistreat your children then everything you have done to them will be done to you. Then you become a gladiator and if you survive you are free. You dont get your kids back and can never go near them again. You will also be desexed so you cant have anymore children. Nor can you marry or date another person with children.
You annoy me and i tell you to stop and go away and you dont i cut your tongue out.
The laws are harsh but im sure will be very affective in helping to have zero crime in my country.
Because im sure all the people living in my country will be good people and wont do wrong we will need galdiators. So we will get paid to take the criminals from other countries and they will be our gladiators for the length of there stay or until they get eaten by the lions and tigers.

PS: Getting stoned is not getting high but the public throwing stones at you.

The motto of my country will be do unto others as you would have done unto you.

The tax system will be easy. 15% of what you make is tax. That comes to me to build roads, schools etc and keep the country running. As i wont have lots of overpaid idiots helping run the country who only wont to rip the system off wages will be kept under control. The tax money is to go back into the country to make it a fucking kick arse place to live.
Im sure with the whole gladiator thing going on that alot of tourists will come to the country to watch. This will be a good source of income.
Also the counrty will be cool and everyone will wont to visit us.
Getting visas to live in the country will be hard as we dont wont to be overrun by imigrants fucking up the country.
At the end of each year we take away the births from the deaths for the year and if there was more deaths than births then we let that many people come to live in the country. Just to keep the population at a good level. Dont wont the population to decline.

I dont do drugs but have no problem with people who have a joint at a party on the weekends.
All other drugs like P, coke lsd etc will be illegal and punished by having your head chopped off.
Dope will be legal but my type of legal.
Dope can be bought from the palace store on friday afternoons. You can buy 3 joints only per week. It can be smoked on friday night, saturday and sunday till midday. If you are caught smoking the shit during the illegal days you will be come a gladiator. If you survive you are free but can never touch dope again. yes ther will be an age restriction on dope as i dont wont kids smoking the shit. If you are caught getting dope for another person then you and them become gladiators.
I smoke cigis so that will be legal with non of these fucking stupid cant smoke in bars etc shit. You can smoke everywhere.
Alcohol will be legal but there will be restrictions so we dont have drunks and alcohol related problems.

Working girls are allowed as it is their body and what they do with is their business. Hey if you wona pay a girl to fuck your brains out then i say go for it.

I reckon i could build a new country and make it a good place to live where everyone was happy. Everyone lived in peace and could live a comfortable life.
Its just a matter of having a few basic rules. Making the laws simple and easy to understand. You break the laws the chances are you die.
Everyone treating everyone else as an equal.

I reckon i would make a good ruler of a country because i have common sence.