I want to hire a Male Escort. Firstly Id like to know how it feels to be on the “other side” and second, the idea of being pampered with absolutely no expectations on performance from me appeals greatly.

Unfortunately Ive never seen an ad for a Male Escort in Auckland that has inspired me. Does that mean Im looking for something far removed from the average woman? Ive found it very hard to market Male Escorts. Getting traffic to their sites is like pulling teeth and to all who enquire I say “Dont quit your day job". So, its time for some research.

Elsewhere Ive asked questions relating to the above. One contributor put together what he would offer if he were to become an escort. I loved it!

Follow up:

I would require a 15 minute break in any cunnilingus session lasting over three hours. Apart from that, you could be assured that I would barely come up for air. I would promote the following extras;

1. Complete control of the TV remote during our session.

2. I will treat any opinion that you hold due to your “feelings” to be equally as relevant as factual information or any logically derived argument.

3. I will, without a hint of complaint, go shopping with you. I will sit patiently outside of the dressing room while you try on 700 outfits only to decide you don’t like any of them. I will make highly supportive comments about each, and be so effusive in my reactions that the clerks will swear that I am your gay friend Steve.

4. Whilst loitering in the ladies section with you, I will ignore the stares of clerks and customers who are certain that I must be:

• a. A pervert on some sort or another
• b. Hopelessly pussy whipped, or
• c. Gay

5. I will not flirt with the sales clerk while you are in the dressing room.

6. When responding to any question remotely resembling “do I look fat?’ I will quickly and enthusiastically respond with, “darling, how can you think such a thing? You are as trim as the day we met, and in fact you could gain a few pounds and still be the most beautiful woman I know. How about an ice cream?”

8. I will never, ever complain that it took you five fucking hours to put on your makeup and choose a blouse!

7. and finally…I will, for the duration of our session, turn off the !@#)^($ TV, set aside my male insecurities, and do absolutely nothing but you.

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So, ladies, Id like to know four things from you:

1: Describe your ideal Male Escort? Stats, how would his ad read etc?

2: What would his photos consist of? What do you want to see?

3: How long would you ideally book him for?

4.1: If you have seen an Escort, what about him appealed and how did it go?

4.2: If you havent seen a Male Escort, what would it take to convince you to?

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How to Enter: Please Email Me your answers or post them on your blog and let me know. I will post quality responses on this blog and you can remain publicly anonymous.

The Prizes: Anything you want from Wild Secrets Online Adult Store to the value of $50 NZD. I will post it to you anywhere in the world! I will be selecting one winner from every 5 well thought out and thorough responses. Im going to run this for as long as it takes to get good feedback.