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I want to hire a Male Escort. Firstly Id like to know how it feels to be on the “other side” and second, the idea of being pampered with absolutely no expectations on performance from me appeals greatly.
Unfortunately Ive never seen an ad for a Male Escort in Auckland that has inspired me. Does that mean Im looking for something far removed from the average woman? Ive found it very hard to market Male Escorts. Getting traffic to their sites is like pulling teeth and to all who enquire I say “Dont quit your day job". So, its time for some research.
Elsewhere Ive asked questions relating to the above. One contributor put together what he would offer if he were to become an escort. I loved it!
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