Sally - You called the other day.
Friend - Yeah
Friend - I was stoned and thought I had a good idea.
Sally -
Friend - I decided to wait and see if it was still a good idea when I was sober.
Sally - And was it?
Friend - I forgot what it was.
Sally - Oh

NCC1701 suggested that some may find a more social introduction to our Pimping Punters exercise easier to get their heads around.

When someone has an idea, well, we just do it! Our Pimp the Punter Event night is set for September 26th in Auckland CBD. Click the PTP screenshot for full details. NCC1701 and DaveC65 have put their hands up, NEED MORE!

And…we need ladies!!! I really envisage this event will make for a nice night out. I also believe only a fraction of woman who would enjoy paying for TLC do. The rest…it hasn’t occured to them yet! Now would be a good time to consider it girls and may open a whole new world for you!

This has been sitting in my drafts since 5th March 08. Mary ran across my keyboard when I was about to start a post. I hit save…immortalised!

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Yes, yes we are! World first right here in New Zealand. I was going to wait until we had some bods up there before making this official announcement but I’m too excited about it (and notoriously impatient). The boys are working on their profiles as we speak! This is no small deal, some explanation from the website:

Among our discussions on Escorts Forum we’ve often debated how our Punters would feel were roles reversed. What would they charge? How would they advertise? Could they do it full-stop? All of the men (and woman?) offering you their services on this website are well known members of our Escorts Forum community and are putting themselves on the line in the name of “living a little"! We applaud them! Their date with you could well be their FIRST (and no more than their fifth). They will make every effort to give you a GREAT time!

Willis, the pink dude with the brows, is our hot mascot and we think he’s wonderful. If anyone actually does this I will be immensly impressed. It is going to take balls (), particularly given that some who are considering it were also the guys who said they couldn’t in one of our previous threads. This is open to men and woman of any orientation, though given the complete lack of female punters involved in EF I’m expecting a male dominated gallery . Where are you ladies?! We’re going to have a ball .

I visited NZPC yesterday and was given a couple of these Ansell Sample Packs. Includes:

• 3 Chocolate Ripple condoms
• 3 Psychedelic condoms
• 3 Slick Strawberry condoms
• 3 Banana Bump condoms
• 3 Glow in the Dark condoms
• 1 Silicone Vibrating cock ring (battery life 15 - 30 mins)

To Enter: In the comments, tell me in 20 words or less A Sex Tip for the opposite sex. I will be putting all entries into a hat so no judging as such. Winner will be drawn once there are a decent number of entries and I will email successful entrant to arrange sending above mentioned prize.

I’ve had use of a friends flat in Auckland the past week. He has one of those black light bulbs in the bathroom. Top pic I took at night. Second two are me playing with it in photoshop. Seriously cool. Have always loved grainy pictures.