I googled Pork Sword after FoggyKiwis comment here. From Urbandictionary.com:

Pork sword: penis, cock, dick, knob, dong, schlong, wang, meat, whistle, mutton, dagger, prick, spam, javelin, tube, steak, bologna, pony, boner, giggle, stick, junk, love stick, truncheon, meat club, meat spike, member, pocket rocket, pole, rod, salami, sausage, shaft, shlong, skin flute, tool, wee-wee, willy.

1. The spam javelin.

When i was a lad i was a cavalier amongst pork swordsmen!

2. The large fleshy thing between a man’s legs. More commonly known as a penis.

A whore would say “Whoa, you are hung. That’s the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer”

3. The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis.

I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip.

4. A man’s pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.

Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody’s eye out with it!

5. Penis; boy parts; tube steak.

His Pork sword was speckled… I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!

6. The common term for a fellas old chap.

I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!

7. Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to ‘wanker’.

That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!
OR
He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!”

8. Porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes. (see porkimon)

The pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face.

Hilarious.