Given that Ive been away so long, attempting to make up for 6 months of neglect is entirely too daunting so I wont. I will kick things back off with 2 small occurances of the past while.

1. A revelation…

With exception of the usuals (exaggerated bodily function noises, bad smells etc)…
Men on Ride-on lawnmowers is my personal “unsexiest” thing. The only way said situation can be redeemed is where ride-on mower has been fitted with turbo, spoilers and on board beer fridge. Perhaps also a foot massage robot and MP3 player.

2. Hot…

Some months ago I was driving out of my gate and paused to give way to one garbage truck collecting rubbish. On back of garbage truck collecting rubbish was one man (2 men actually but the second somewhat diasppeared in the moment). Man was cute, looked up and our eyes met. He smiled ever so slightly. BOLT of lightening went straight to my groin! I actually fizzed. We drove off. Glorious. Im likely to remember it as vividly as I do now for quite some time yet.